Eyes On the Trail Mister...

We love gettin' dirty, but we also like wearin' pink.

Check out the new MORC Women's Jerseys!!! A huge thanks to Red, Nita, & Disaster for making these happen!

Want one? Click here. C'mon... I know there are enough men out there comfortable enough with their sexuality to sport the HOT PINK!

Too Much of a Good Thing

Could this be the side effects of too much MORBID? Scientists at the University of Minnesota have yet to determine as tests continue to come back inconclusive. As you can see below our test case does suffer from Smurfmorbidphelia. In some cases this disease causes sleep loss, anal leakage, tenderness of the breasts and in rare occasions the individual may think they are cool enough to wear a "gently used" tight blue spandex bibs purchased off of eBay.

To protect the privacy of this individual we have blurred out Scott's face.

Rock Star

So you never grew up to be a rock star. Sorry. I didn't either. I sit in front of a computer all day and try to save the world. As I usually don't have a ton of time to update the ultra-super-great MORBID website all the time I need you. Yes you reader.

Here are some questions for you:

Can you form sentences into paragraphs making a coherent blog post?

Can you take pictures?

Can you relate to the struggles of an ordinary biker?

Yeah, me neither but I still need your help. Send me an email (pete@morbidmtb.com) and tell me why you want to be a MORBID blogger. I don't care if you update the site once a day or once a month, I just want to offer some options to people who are sick of reading my rambling mess I try to pass off as a blog post.

-pete

MFers

Hi. I have seen you around here, looking at the join page and not sure if you meet the qualifications. Well you probably do. What is that? You don't know what a Minnesota is? Well now you are in luck! You can be a MFer! Or MORBID Friend! All the benefits of MORBID(none really) without the Minnesota connection.

So now head back over to the join page and fill that form out. For the part about Minnesota feel free to tell me how close you have been to our state.

Countries with the most visits...in order.

United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Hungary, Germany, Spain, France, Australia, Italy, Poland, Slovakia, Romania, Brazil, Japan, New Zealand, Netherlands, Portugal, Finland, Indonesia, Belgium, Sweden, Norway, Switzerland, Singapore, Ireland, Philippines, Bulgaria, Israel, Argentina, Thailand, Croatia, South Africa, Czech Republic, Mexico, Denmark, Chile, Russia, Austria, Latvia, South Korea, India, Puerto Rico, Slovenia, Taiwan, Morocco, Malaysia, Serbia and Montenegro, Ukraine, Costa Rica, China, Albania, Belize, Luxembourg, Lithuania, Colombia, Pakistan, Greece, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Reunion, Hong Kong, Honduras, Estonia, Samoa, Algeria, Iran, Panama, Jordan, Peru.

We're huge in Hungary! :D

MORBID MEAT UP #3

August 28th, 2008 @ 6pmish.
Panino Bros. in the GrandStay Hotel
Apple Valley, MN 5512something....

c-ya there.

Two New Stickers Coming Soon.

Sticker #2 - 500 made!

Sticker #3 - limited edition!

They should be in stock in around 2 weeks. Pick 'em up at the Salsa Two Four Fest!

Thanks to Red for the idea! Vertical stickers coming soon!

Notice Anything?

Photo taken in Copper Harbor, MI.

Seahorse Pale Ale

Rogue Seahorse Pale Ale. Scrumptious. Enough Said.

Introducing: El Rey

After months of stockpiling money and gathering new parts the new bike is done. The frame is the Ventana El Rey which simply means the king.

Frame Ventana El Ray Front Fork Fox F29 Bottom Bracket Race Face Cranks Race Face Next LP Chainrings Race Face Team Pedals Time Atac XS Front Derailleur Shimano XT Chain SRAM 991 Rear Derailleur SRAM X.O Cogset SRAM 990 Hubs Chris King ISO Disc Skewers Hope Spokes DT-Swiss Champion Rims DT-Swiss TK-7.1D 29" Tubes Kenda Superlight Tires Kenda Small Block 8 Brakes Forumla K-24 Seatpost Thomson Elite Saddle Selle Italia Flite Headset Chris King NoThread Stem Thomson Elite Handlebars Race Face Next LP Shifters SRAM X-9 Brake Levers Forumal K-24 Bar Tape ODI Rogue Lock-on