Too Much of a Good Thing

Could this be the side effects of too much MORBID? Scientists at the University of Minnesota have yet to determine as tests continue to come back inconclusive. As you can see below our test case does suffer from Smurfmorbidphelia. In some cases this disease causes sleep loss, anal leakage, tenderness of the breasts and in rare occasions the individual may think they are cool enough to wear a "gently used" tight blue spandex bibs purchased off of eBay.

To protect the privacy of this individual we have blurred out Scott's face.